Hiya! The Green Bay Convention and Visitors Bureau comped me a 300-word description, for my business, and for you to read on the very website you’re visiting now. I should really use my words carefully here, 300 really isn’t that many, and by this point I just used up 50.
My name is Don, and I bought Richard Craniums shortly after it opened. The name is a mild euphemism, and if you’re still unsure, a quick Internet search will show you what I can’t type. I’d like to say in the years I have spent owning and operating this Broadway specimen, that we at some point graduated from ‘Dive Bar’ to ‘Neighborhood Tavern’, giving the establishment layers of remodels and upgrades. Essentially, you’re looking at a no frills, gray-collar place that takes all walks and gets along.
We have great wings. Some say the best in town; I can’t attest to that, as my opinion is a bit convoluted. Got voted Best Bloody Mary a couple times also, much appreciated. Pool tables, dart boards, and projector screens that drop down for the big games.
You’ll find phone chargers popping out of the bar, for those who didn’t plan their day properly and roll in with 13% left on their device. The bar top has copious coats of urethane, and we write on it with dry erase markers. Leave your name, and anything you wish… we’ll wait to wipe it down after you leave.
The bartenders are as cool as they get, and with our regulars we kind of grew into a neat little family. We got each other’s backs. And we welcome anyone, from anywhere, who enjoys good drinks and conversation.
Welp, hope you can “Stop and Say Hey”. Looks like my time is up, as I just hit 300.